Extempore

“ ... and though it may be long and hard, I will endure it. In fact, I will enjoy every single moment of it.”                  

- Luther King on his freedom struggle.

“That’s what she said.”                                                                  

- Somebody else at Extempore.


“And suppose all hamburgers are cows but all cows are not hamburgers. Now, if a tree falls on a cow in the forest and you hear the hamburger make a squishy sound, then what shade of beige is the mayonnaise?”?

While easily mistaken for a question from the IIT-JEE, these are the types of largely irrelevant things an average participant at Extempore tries to figure impromptu in his head. As Dr. Spaceman would have us know, the head is a lot like a washing machine. And at Extempore, you’ll see double entendres and bad puns tumbling through heads like dirty socks and tighty whities through a Whirlpool front loader.

Extempore, or Exxtemppure as Sonu Niiggaa M. likes to call it, has been a forum for spontaneous exposition on a number of socially relevant issues such as the love of female pandas, or pandies if you will, for bamboo shafts; why the Irish make really bad super-villains; Wonder Woman’s domination fetishes and so much more. On a completely irrelevant tangent, it has also been confused with a number of popular day time talk shows.

“What! And you’re going to let me be part of this extravagant celebration of wit, irreverence and political incorrectness for free?” ?All we ask in return is that you be pretty interesting. Or interesting. Or plain old pretty.

Rules:

1. Every man, woman, and Manchester United fan for himself, herself and itself.
2. In the prelims, each participant will be given a largely irrelevant topic, and will have a minute to speak on it.
3. Humor is everything. English is preferred. Nonsense will be appreciated.
4. The finals will feature rounds ranging from the good old Ship Wreck to Put Downs to some really strange things ripped straight off from Japanese reality TV.

Registration:

There is no pre-registration required for this event.

Contact Info:

Sundar Aditya             (+91 98840 27853

Sanjay Guruprasad   (+91 90032 48190)

Bhargav Narayanan  (+919840783768)


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